recently, life has been stressful. the usually black faced Dr. Chionh is still black faced, and she has kindly set us an EOY paper which i'm sure the questions of which no one has ever practised before.
same thing for physics, thus through much thought, i have come up with the really imba sounding but actually quite lame...

"Law of Inverse Relation" !!! *cue fanfare music and confetti throwing*

Anyway, i think that the more relaxed the teacher is when teaching you, the harder the paper will be.

for example,

Name: Joy Lim
Stress factor while teaching: 100/10
Evidence: Talking too fast, spamming us with words, daoing our questions, or answering by asking "why you never study?!?!??"

EOY paper for Bio: ??? (probably going to be easy. i hope. this is not suanning.)

Name: Koh Siak Peng
Stress factor while teaching: 12/10
Evidence: Abusing pupils, impatience during lesson.

EOY paper for Chem: OK-easy. (again, this is not suanning.)

Name: Eunice Tay
Stress factor while teaching: 4/10
Evidence: Really relaxed tone of voice used during teaching. almost never scolds.

EOY paper for Physics: EPIC FAIL. (if you think this is suanning, you need to get your eyeballs replaced.)

Name: Quah Seok Whee
Stress factor while teaching: 11/10
Evidence: Random nodding of head and shrieking while talking. Tone of voice rises and falls dramatically.

EOY paper for English: OK. (it was just compre and compo actually)

Name: Sunny chong/ mr. jing ying/ tong lao shi/ wang lao shi/ current lao shi with unknown name

Stress factor while teaching: 6, 3, 1, 2, 1 /10 respectively
Evidence: HAVE YOU ATTENDED CHINESE CLASS BEFORE WITH THEM?!? IT'S LIKE __________.

EOY paper for Chinese: OMGWTFBBQGGXXDDY Q (lol random letter in the middle of nowhere)

Name: Priscilla Lim
Stress factor while teaching: 8/10
Evidence: makes sure you get work done and handed up on time. punishments are varied and creative.

EOY paper for Maths: OK i guess. paper 1 was a bit more problematic though.

Name: Chionh something.
Stress factor while teaching: 9/10
Evidence: has a killer stare.

EOY paper for Geog: OK, until you reach the last question. then you black out, bruise your head, and are desperately in need of artificial respiration. (which can be provided by Mervyn, if he pokes your ribs.)


aah EOYs. just another eggshell in the omelette of life. you can't remove it without ruining the rest of the omelette, so just grin and eat it. swallow carefully! ^^

Till next post...